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yerawizardharry: davidosaurus: rwatuny: Semen Recipes Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book! I think I just threw up. :| WHAT THE FUCK Uhhh… This is a joke.. Right? … RIGHT?

yerawizardharry:

davidosaurus:

rwatuny:

Semen Recipes

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

I think I just threw up. :|

WHAT THE FUCK

Uhhh… This is a joke.. Right? … RIGHT?

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    My brother told me about this once. I didn’t quite believe it really existed until now.
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    so… does semen go with those animal penis dishes? :| (for real.) lol, imagine having sex and your man wants you to...
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    Should I try those recipes?? ×D
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    TELL ME THIS DOESN’T EXIST.
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    WTF. @_@ I’m not sure if I’m amazed or disgusted. HAHA.
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    LASANG CLOROX!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA
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    I’m a compulsive fruit juice drinker. Especially orange and pineapple. And I’m an HRM Student so…. ALAM NA. LOLjk
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    Drinking pineapple juice makes
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDD
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    File Under: Interesting in the sense that … it has semen in it
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